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okay cupid
02:47
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GET OUT OF MY ROOOOOOOOM BLEH
Once upon a time, I spied on you
Bud light lime in my hand and I stand over there
And listen to your little lies about your cool life
You say she will be your wife, but I am
Whites red, irises brown, and your eyes wide
You apologize to me when I see you do a line, but like
I'm open-minded and it's fine
I don't do the shit, but I don't really mind it
I'm not heartless but I'm hardened, a rotten tooth
It's my party, couldn't cry if I wanted to
And the more you taunt me the more I think I'm wanting you
And ever since, you're the prince and I'm the one that's haunting you
Now you're tryna dip, without me
But I'm the princess, read my lip, it's pouty
And the sky is lookin kinda cloudy so maybe you should stay inside
And you and I can get a little rowdy
Lordy, shorty you're a 10 and I wait for your drunk dials at 3:30 am
I love them
Excuse me, you're a hell of a boy, your cigarette breath, well I thoroughly enjoy it
Lordy, shorty you're a 10 and I wait for your drunk dials at 3:30 am, I love them
So call me sober when you're ready, not goin steady, but babe I planned our wedding already
I don't care how long it takes to get you after me I wrote our names on my binder
And everybody laughed at me
But it really doesn't matter, you are radder and cooler
A hooligan and my flattery makes me look like a fool again
You are a tool again, but you're the one that I've chosen
I'm not familiar with this type of devotion
I used to be a pimp without emotion but now you got me simpin
And singing the Frank Ocean and thinkin bout you
Ooh no no no, I been thinkin bout you, ooh no no no
I been thinkin bout you, do you think about me?
Lordy, shorty you're a 10 and I wait for your drunk dials at 3:30 am, I love them
So call me sober when you're ready, not goin steady, but babe I planned our wedding already
Lordy, shorty you're a 10 and I wait for your drunk dials at 3:30 am, I love them
So call me sober when you're ready, not goin steady, but babe I planned our wedding already
Just snorted a pill, fellin good..
Just snorted a pill.......
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Rap game Taylor Swift, 45 on my hip
And I'll lift off, a switch up hip hop with Riff
Datpiff, no downloads cause I am not gifted
I sift in through the shit on Twitter, I wanna quit it
But I spit it on the Beautiful Lou
And to the Kitty lovers, baby you are beautiful too
Blonde haired girls that put the youth in the crew
And if you bring me around, I'll put some youth in you too, boo
I am the rap game tease and the trapper
I bes with the adderall fiends and the assholes
Wee, I can rap, I'm not mean, but you're whack
In the backseat cypher's hyper on the track, wee
[Hook: Kitty Pryde]
Wee, I can rap, wee-wee, I can rap
I'm not mean, but you're whack, mean-mean, but you're whack
Wee, I can rap, wee-wee, I can rap
I'm not mean, but you're whack, mean-mean, but you're whack
[Verse 2: Riff Raff]
When it comes to hateful words, I got skin like a rhinoceros
Diamonds on my binder, fourth grade I was immaculate
Reading and writing, arithmetic, my favorite mathematics
Marked my paper more than average, you bastard rappers you could play in traffic
The way I ball, I could've played for Toronto Raptors
Olympic swimmers from Nigeria, emeralds in my ears
So far from clear cause they resemble frozen lettuce
91 degrees out and buzzin', you ever seen melted lime jello?
Did I confuse you losers? I pull up in the candy relish
Rap game peppermint patty and the lavender bumble bee jackets
Your girlfriend's vagina? Smells like bumble bee tuna
She duct taped me to the dumpster, otherwise I would've left sooner
Riff
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smiledog.jpg
02:16
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[Intro]
Hey, be careful with that, no
Stop
[Verse 1]
The monster in my closet fought the one under my bed
And in the middle of the battle I said
"Don't tell my dad or he'll probably get mad
And he'll stop payin' for all the adderall"
I don't want that, I don't wanna get fat at all
In a room with the admiral, the bruiser brigade
It's been a really, really messed up week, month, day
And I just rack up the hate, it comes as fast as a play count
And I'm just gonna chill on the playground
While you spend your whole day down in the depths of the net
Wanna bet? It upsets you
You want me to fade out and I am the rap game pest, get your raid out
And I got your ass obsessed, no shame
[Hook]
I'm not really interested in hittin' the tip top
And I got youmad but you're watchin'
You say, "This little white girl is ruinin' hip hop"
I say, "Damn right!" And take a lick of the Ring Pop
And smile
No way near the tip top
And I got you mad, but you're watchin'
You say, "This white girl is ruinin' hip hop"
I say, "Damn right!" And take a lick of the Ring Pop
And smile
[Verse 2]
I'm the kit and kaboodle and now I'm all over Google
And I am very Youtubeable
With the beautiful lou beats and hideous cuticles
You hide out in the cubicle and ponder whose daughter I am
A diabolical plot of the industry and
We didn't think anybody would be into me and umm
I don't give a crap, I get happy
Enough to have your favorite rapper twitterin' at me
And A&R sayin' I could be a star
And I'm way stressed, I just wanted a Betsey J dress
And some time off from Chris so I could chill for a while
So I take a lick of the Ring Pop and smile
[Hook]
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[Verse 1: Dankte]
I'm trying not to be a creep
But I love the little creases in your cheeks when you smile
I wish I could iron 'em
Your smile outshines sunlight
Her white grill's the only reason I'm up
In the morn, school is lame minus you chick
Odd game, so I choose not to even say two shits
But I'd give one
And three billion to be chillin' with you
Really what I'm feelin' tastes so different, I'mma sip it slow
And you're wine, so you get better as time goes
Later we're addicted to talking, I think your mind's dope
I'd wait for it, but with you time slows
So I gotta fast forward, feels like I might never know
If you kick it with me, I'll be Neo, you be Trinity
And we can take slow-mo, metaphorically or with codeine
More than the shit to me, think that you're my crack
Every time I hear your voice, I have relapse
[Hook]
Ay shawty, lemme holler at you
Ay shawty, lemme holler at you, ay shawty
Ay shawty, lemme holler at you
Ay shawty, lemme holler at you, ay
[Verse 2: Kitty Pryde]
You could be much creepier
I'm pleased with your cheesy words
And your feelings regarding my cheeks creasing
Even though I'm greasier than pizza
More tweezers I mean, Jesus, my teeth they just need bleaching
I agrees with you, school's a breeze so I'll leave with you
Birds and bees are a mystery, teach me?
With books thicker than Hemingway
Descriptive and any way
Kids hate our lust, but I don't care what the lemmings say
With their graffiti and slambooks
So needy we can't look too seedy in front of my dad's sweety
I'm Mary Jane and you're Petey
In the street we invert you and you greet me with kisses iconic and sweetly
Forget that you never met me
I bet that when you do you will regret wanting to be next to me
And you're flexin' in the trap
And every time I hear your voice, I have relapse
[Hook]
(Real trap shit)
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GIVE ME SCABIES
02:38
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[Hook]
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me maybe
And all the other boys try to chase me
But here's my number, so call me maybe
[Verse 1]
I'm a quarter of Four Loko down
And I'm really very stoked that you came around
And I'm trying on my poker face
And I don't know how to stay expressionless, I didn't wanna mention this
But I'm crushing on you like bench presses
Trying to confess this, causing quite a mess it's
Stressful and all the rest of your friends look very unimpressed with me
And I'm not the hottest, but I'm fully employed
And it's 11:11 when I unlock the droid
I wish upon a digital clock to stop the void
That increases in depth whenever my heart is toyed with
And I wanna get it, shorty, like I'm Wayne & Lloyd
Like breaking down the ford
I am unavoidable, I trail far enough behind
Keep you from getting paranoid and I am
An itty bitty lightweight, I stay by
On the realization that you're impatient, so I wait
And when you pass by me, I might faint
Quick I need to lie, great
Say I need to hydrate
But I'm just faded and that really wasn't clever
I'd say, "Call me maybe," but you'll probably call me never
I wait forever and ever and ever, whatever
[Hook]
[Break]
Before you came into my life I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad, I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my life I missed you so bad
And you should know that, so call me maybe
[Verse 2]
I'm dead and I wanna cuddle in your bed
Always dreads, never braids
And my brain, you make it mushy like the Everglade
I won't get pushy cause I'm wussy, easily persuaded
And I'm faded now, but I'm never late
Never laid, always playin'
All the other boys would try to chase it and evade 'em
But I wouldn't play, cause I believe in fate and
[Hook]
[Break]
[Outro]
I missed you so so bad
I missed you
So give me scabies
Give me scabies
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